Donni Saphire has favorited over 610,000 tweets on Twitter and knows them all by name. He judges everyone's attempts at zinging the zeitgeist so you don't have to.

It was a climactic week! Kansas City won the World Series, forcing the Mets to admit they could never be Royals, as Lorde prophesied. Halloween and Sexy Donald Trump costumes were celebrated with aplomb. Twitter replaced stars with hearts, causing much consternation. And Ben Carson grabbed the spotlight with a fascinating archeological theory. Read all about it: These are your top tweets of the week!