Donni Saphire has favorited over 610,000 tweets on Twitter and knows them all by name. He judges everyone's attempts at zinging the zeitgeist so you don't have to.

What a hectic week! Kobe Bryant announced his retirement with a poem. Mark Zuckerberg pledged to give 99% of his riches away. Amy Schumer posed near-nude, stirring up fans and detractors alike. A new Batman Vs. Superman trailer broke the Internet. Debates raged over mass shootings and gun control. We celebrated Rosa Parks, mourned Scott Weiland, and braced for nonstop holiday music. All that and more, in the Top 43 Tweets Of The Week!