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Donni Saphire has favorited over 610,000 tweets on Twitter and he loves them all equally. He reads every tweet so you don't have to. 

Tonight was the third of the #GOPDebates, and America's battle royale of strange and mythical beasts reached levels of verbal violence and cable-news chaos heretofore unseen in the political fracas. The winner of the debate will be determined by pundits, pollsters and people at home, but the winner of Twitter is chosen right here by Donni Sapphire because he doesn't have much else to do tonight.

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