It was a long week. There was even a Leap Day. But hey, spring is almost here! The Oscars on Monday already seem like ancient history. Super Tuesday voting reinforced the seeming inevitability of Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. In response, Bernie Sanders endorsed Phish and was endorsed by Phish in return. Trump's rivals spent all week trashing him, even getting failed candidate Mitt Romney to speak against him, but for all the good it did they might as well have praised Phish instead. Tweets about these developments, plus jokes about pirates, dogs playing poker, how to pronounce lasagna, and more, in the top 40 tweets of the week!