It was a long, stressful, crazy week, and thankfully it's finally over. Enjoy jokes about fireworks, cannibalism, sexy horses, the sinister truth behind "Friends" and more, in the top 39 tweets of the week!
FFS. I only have to leave my laptop for 5 seconds these days and my cat's straight on it, writing a dystopian novel. pic.twitter.com/RP4QcRQ35R— Tom Cox (@cox_tom) July 4, 2016
A clarinet is just a goth flute— eric crapton (@Karate_Horse) July 5, 2016
NPR really empowers you to speak intelligently about a topic unless the person you're talking to also heard the same report.— Elle Oh Hell (@ElleOhHell) July 1, 2016