22 Of The Funniest Tweets From People With Vaginas This Week

Sep 29, 2017 | 7:39 AM

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Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about boobs that are funnier than most jokes I read from men.

1.

HEAR ME OUT: Gentleman's Club where the "strippers" are a parade of corporate CEOs in suits & the crowd keeps yelling "SHOW US YOUR TAXES!!"
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 29, 2017

2.

https://twitter.com/hellolanemoore/status/913820530775662593

3.

I see y'all marrying and traveling and thriving and all I want to ever do is eat chips and watch tv :( pic.twitter.com/xsxMs00loQ
— sylvia plathleisure (@SorryMomDotGov) September 28, 2017

4.

I JUST JUMPED OVER A MASSIVE PUDDLE IN A RAIN STORM BUT LOST A SHOE AND THE CURRENT CARRIED IT AWAY. I AM A WALKING ROMANTIC COMEDY.
— 🗳 Lauren Spieller 💙 (@laurenspieller) September 29, 2017

5.

https://twitter.com/pixie_casey/status/913819127160156160

6.

If you use all your 280 characters on the regular ima block you sorry not sorry
— Laurie Ann Cedilnik (@cedilnik) September 27, 2017

7.

If a public figure dies and you don't make it about you, than did a public figure even die?!
— Gabi Conti (@ItsGabiConti) September 29, 2017

8.

If you want to impress me: Move fast, be aggressive, don't talk too much, know where the back entrance is...I mean if you're my Uber driver.
— Ali Spagnola (@alispagnola) September 27, 2017

9.

The episode of SATC where Miranda dates the guy from Weight Watchers who eats her out like he's at a dessert buffet is classic.
— Alexia LaFata (@alexialafata) September 26, 2017

10.

Sorry I'm late the TSA didn't understand my Harry Potter reference
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) September 28, 2017

11.

me if someone told me bananas cured anxiety: pic.twitter.com/T5yFgQf0e8
— Kirsten King (@KirstenKing_) September 28, 2017

12.

Your innocence is lost the second you learn it was James Cameron's hands we saw drawing Rose in Titanic.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) September 29, 2017

13.

fuck it. i might as well put a mastercard that earns travel points in my swear jar
— Erica (@SCbchbum) September 27, 2017

14.

https://twitter.com/JasmynBeKnowing/status/913562730141011968

15.

https://twitter.com/ChloeAngyal/status/912697486820741122

16.

https://twitter.com/annfriedman/status/913491647379398656

17.

MY PHONES NAME IS "thick's iphone" and my uber driver just saw it and now we're discussing if i'm thick or not oh my god
— tana mongeau (@tanamongeau) September 29, 2017

18.

give pot strains more accurate names like You’ll Do The Dishes Without Knowing It or Fun At First Then You’re Sure Everyone Is Against You
— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) September 26, 2017

19.

my aunt once drove past a broken down car with a 'no fat chicks' sticker on it and was like 'AYE LOOKS LIKE THIS FAT CHICK COULD HELP U OUT'
— Deirdre (@figgled) September 25, 2017

20.

https://twitter.com/alanalevinson/status/913839578594734081

21.

The good thing about having bullshit health issues is when you want to get out of something you can say, "Sorry, have to go elevate my feet"
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 28, 2017

22.

https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/913470971390119943

Sources: PizzaBottle

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