tweets

<p>Who&#39;s to say what is or isn&#39;t the <a href="https://www.someecards.com/news/tweets/30-tweets-i-thought-were-really-funny-when-i-was-drunk-yesterday/">funniest tweet of the week</a>? I am. I am the one who says it, <a href="https://www.someecards.com/news/tweets/30-tweets-i-thought-were-really-funny-when-i-was-drunk-yesterday/">week in and week out</a>, and if you don&#39;t think I&#39;m right, f**king fight me! (Just kidding, don&#39;t fight me, I&#39;m kind of a b*tch. Just say nasty things about my mom in the comments I guess. Ok, thanks! Have a nice weekend.)</p><h2>1.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="514" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2017-07-21-at-111116-am-vVQSO4.png" width="1212" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>2.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="510" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2017-07-21-at-111139-am-9pmNlg.png" width="1230" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>3.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kill me for saying this, but I think the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/brand?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#brand</a> won this exchange <a href="https://t.co/KpHUFdWWhX">pic.twitter.com/KpHUFdWWhX</a></p>&mdash; Ari Schulman (@AriSchulman) <a href="https://twitter.com/AriSchulman/status/886083078824890372?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 15, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>4.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I Write Sins Not Tragedies 25 kazoo cover <a href="https://t.co/W3zAxGZAbf">pic.twitter.com/W3zAxGZAbf</a></p>&mdash; izzy humair (@izzyhumair) <a href="https://twitter.com/izzyhumair/status/885655342755061761?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 14, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>5.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="374" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2017-07-21-at-111421-am-3qN37v.png" width="1212" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>6.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="1200" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2017-07-21-at-111710-am-41p6C4.png" width="1194" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>7.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="194" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/sub-buzz-4909-1500217447-11png-UEv5it.jpeg" width="435" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>8.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="500" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/sub-buzz-5238-1500218750-2png-mWcK5B.jpeg" width="434" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>9.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="596" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/sub-buzz-5479-1500217657-2png-mK9FGb.jpeg" width="431" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>10.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="225" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/sub-buzz-12963-1500218258-1png-amCRMd.jpeg" width="453" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>11.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/jackdwagner/status/884490832094429184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craveonline.com%2Fmandatory%2F1299259-weeks-20-funniest-tweets-7-21-17</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>12.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/heIIadead/status/885182624884441088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2Fhere-are-twenty-one-really-great-tweets-from-this-week</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>13.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="570" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/sub-buzz-13754-1500217836-1png-Xuwc66.jpeg" width="427" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>14.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="490" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/sub-buzz-22698-1500217800-1png-hQI4SY.jpeg" width="429" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>15.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="600" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/sub-buzz-22781-1500218028-1png-8xTvNo.jpeg" width="442" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>16.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="512" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/sub-buzz-23056-1500217753-1png-8qLyoy.jpeg" width="435" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>17.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted &quot;yes girl remix!!&quot;</p>&mdash; kelsey (@silence__kit) <a href="https://twitter.com/silence__kit/status/883417612058808324?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 7, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><p> </p><h2>18.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="510" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2017-07-21-at-111350-am-ZqvboY.png" width="1250" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>19.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/MyFavsTrash/status/886066994369499136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craveonline.com%2Fmandatory%2F1299259-weeks-20-funniest-tweets-7-21-17</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>20.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/885341872842878977?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craveonline.com%2Fmandatory%2F1299259-weeks-20-funniest-tweets-7-21-17</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>21.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="382" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/screen-shot-2017-07-21-at-111358-am-7g85wY.png" width="1246" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>22.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="482" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/sub-buzz-13067-1500217247-1png-T1bkZm.jpeg" width="432" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>23.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">he helps cook? maybe? no <a href="https://t.co/NuRICv0pxC">pic.twitter.com/NuRICv0pxC</a></p>&mdash; Spike &amp; Friends (@SpikeTheBeetle) <a href="https://twitter.com/SpikeTheBeetle/status/883245588015235073?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 7, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>24.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Thank you to Facebook for reminding me of the funniest news story of all time <a href="https://t.co/TAXzi8243w">pic.twitter.com/TAXzi8243w</a></p>&mdash; big time influencer guy on here (@boring_as_heck) <a href="https://twitter.com/boring_as_heck/status/883327805072711680?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 7, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>25.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/chrisplug/status/883411706302656513?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craveonline.com%2Fmandatory%2F1295015-weeks-20-funniest-tweets-7-14-17</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>26.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Should I take my dog to the vet <a href="https://t.co/CHiW4C6fQz">pic.twitter.com/CHiW4C6fQz</a></p>&mdash; tony thee soprano (@_klockwork) <a href="https://twitter.com/_klockwork/status/885067681321320448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 12, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>27.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/trojansauce/status/882525268895813632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craveonline.com%2Fmandatory%2F1295015-weeks-20-funniest-tweets-7-14-17</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>28.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he&#39;s not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room <a href="https://t.co/wfOeVUm7yW">pic.twitter.com/wfOeVUm7yW</a></p>&mdash; Deno DeMartino (@Deno_Tron) <a href="https://twitter.com/Deno_Tron/status/880955467333328897?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 1, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>29.</h2><oembed>https://twitter.com/Bazookles/status/729165529605345280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craveonline.com%2Fmandatory%2F1295015-weeks-20-funniest-tweets-7-14-17</oembed><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>30.</h2><figure class="image"><div class="image-container"><img alt="" data-attribution="Twitter" height="237" src="//cdn.someecards.com/posts/sub-buzz-13658-1500217413-1png-2qT2yI.jpeg" width="440" /></div> <figcaption></figcaption> <div class="image-attribution">Twitter</div></figure><div className="ad-splitter"></div><h2>31.</h2><div class="oembedall-container sec-iframe sec-oembed-iframe"><blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://t.co/l2wKu0hysc">pic.twitter.com/l2wKu0hysc</a></p>&mdash; ♡brittany♡ (@brittany_6070) <a href="https://twitter.com/brittany_6070/status/882279707642933248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">July 4, 2017</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script></div><div className="ad-splitter"></div>

31 Of The Funniest Tweets Of All Time Of This Week

Who&#39;s to say what is or isn&#39;t the funniest tweet of the week? I am. I am the one who says it, week in and week out, and if you don&#39;t think I&#39;m right, f**king fight me! (Just kidding, don&#39;t fight me, I&#39;m kind of a b*tch. Just say nasty things about my mom in the comments I guess. Ok, thanks! Have a nice weekend.)1.  Twitter2.  Twitter3.Kill me for saying this, but I think the #brand won this exchange pic.twitter.com/KpHUFdWWhX&mdash; Ari Schulman (@AriSchulman) July 15, 2017 4.I Write Sins Not Tragedies 25 kazoo cover pic.twitter.com/W3zAxGZAbf&mdash; izzy humair (@izzyhumair) July 14, 2017 5.  Twitter6.  Twitter7.  Twitter8.  Twitter9.  Twitter10.  Twitter11.https://twitter.com/jackdwagner/status/884490832094429184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craveonline.com%2Fmandatory%2F1299259-weeks-20-funniest-tweets-7-21-1712.https://twitter.com/heIIadead/status/885182624884441088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2Fhere-are-twenty-one-really-great-tweets-from-this-week13.  Twitter14.  Twitter15.  Twitter16.  Twitter17.Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted &quot;yes girl remix!!&quot;&mdash; kelsey (@silence__kit) July 7, 2017  18.  Twitter19.https://twitter.com/MyFavsTrash/status/886066994369499136?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craveonline.com%2Fmandatory%2F1299259-weeks-20-funniest-tweets-7-21-1720.https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/885341872842878977?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craveonline.com%2Fmandatory%2F1299259-weeks-20-funniest-tweets-7-21-1721.  Twitter22.  Twitter23.he helps cook? maybe? no pic.twitter.com/NuRICv0pxC&mdash; Spike &amp; Friends (@SpikeTheBeetle) July 7, 2017 24.Thank you to Facebook for reminding me of the funniest news story of all time pic.twitter.com/TAXzi8243w&mdash; big time influencer guy on here (@boring_as_heck) July 7, 2017 25.https://twitter.com/chrisplug/status/883411706302656513?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craveonline.com%2Fmandatory%2F1295015-weeks-20-funniest-tweets-7-14-1726.Should I take my dog to the vet pic.twitter.com/CHiW4C6fQz&mdash; tony thee soprano (@_klockwork) July 12, 2017 27.https://twitter.com/trojansauce/status/882525268895813632?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craveonline.com%2Fmandatory%2F1295015-weeks-20-funniest-tweets-7-14-1728.Roommate has date coming by later and asked me to clean bc he&#39;s not home. So I made a Princess D shrine in his room pic.twitter.com/wfOeVUm7yW&mdash; Deno DeMartino (@Deno_Tron) July 1, 2017 29.https://twitter.com/Bazookles/status/729165529605345280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&amp;ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.craveonline.com%2Fmandatory%2F1295015-weeks-20-funniest-tweets-7-14-1730.  Twitter31.pic.twitter.com/l2wKu0hysc&mdash; ♡brittany♡ (@brittany_6070) July 4, 2017 

Who&#39;s to say what is or isn&#39;t the funniest tweet of the week? I am. I am the one who says it, week in and week out, and if you don&#39;t think I&#39;m right, f**king fight me! (Just kidding, don&#39;t fight me, I&#39;m kind of a...