At least, that's what one paper had to say about the Oakland A's new ambidextrous pitcher, Pat Venditte.
Favorite headline of week. He pitches righty, lefty — and evidently, also underwater. Faces Aquaman in next outing. pic.twitter.com/efxaQxFp8Z
— Neill Woelk (@NeillWoelk) June 8, 2015
Great news, guys: The Oakland A's have a real-life salamander-man (sala-MAN?) stepping up to the plate this week. Well, that's what one newspaper said thanks to a typo, anyway. Unfortunately, it's actually just a guy who pitches with both arms and not some sort of unholy, The Fly-esque combination of man and frog. Being ambidextrous is still cool, but it'll take an amphibian to get this girl in the stands!
A side note, if you weren't aware: typos like these used to frequently be called "boners," from the definition "