Not as satisfying as the full-body assault we fantasize about, but gets the point across.
The worst part about living in a city is all the other people who think they have a right to live there too. Unfortunately, they don't sell Superpasses for sidewalks yet so you have no choice but to shuffle along with your urban cohabitants and hope they possess some semblance of human consideration. They, of course, do not, so it's hard to travel anywhere by foot without arriving at your destination completely enraged. That's where this essential deck of Pedestrian Penalty Cards comes in. If everyone carries a set, walking the city streets could end up being that much less insufferable.
Face it, this card isn't a penalty so much as a come-on. A failed come-on.
Never stop for someone else's photograph. Not even for crime scene photographers.
You could alternately just mug them. Give them a story to take home.
Way to make everyone on the street check news sites for outbreak scares.
Carefree anything is a problem. Be as unhappy as the rest of us or you're the enemy.
Friendship is no excuse for sucking at sidewalks.
Full disclosure: We've done this. We know it's wrong. We accept your condemnation.