12 of the most inappropriate tourist photos ever taken.

12 of the most inappropriate tourist photos ever taken.
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12 of the most inappropriate tourist photos ever taken.

Hope everyone pretending to hold the tower up wears gloves from now on.

No matter how hard you try to blend in while on vacation, the locals still see right through you to the socks-and-sandals, street-map carrying tourist you totally are. Why not stop trying to fight it and really own your obnoxious vacationer persona? We're not talking about speaking English really loud or getting murdered by Joren Van Der Sloot. We mean why not pose in front of beautiful monuments and statues for the most obnoxious, inappropriate, and sexually unsettling vacation photos possible? Here are our favorites. Send us yours as soon as you get back.

 

12 of the most inappropriate tourist photos ever taken.

Some travelers just can't handle unfamiliar cuisine.

 

12 of the most inappropriate tourist photos ever taken.

The gift shop is amazing.

 

12 of the most inappropriate tourist photos ever taken.

The tree at the bottom makes this a monumental achievement in vacation photography.

 

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12 of the most inappropriate tourist photos ever taken.

Hilarious Dad is hilarious.

 

12 of the most inappropriate tourist photos ever taken.

How to make a statue come to life.

 

12 of the most inappropriate tourist photos ever taken.

He's surprisingly non-plussed.

 

12 of the most inappropriate tourist photos ever taken.

In reality he bends to the left.

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12 of the most inappropriate tourist photos ever taken.

Statuary rape.

 

12 of the most inappropriate tourist photos ever taken.

Is there a more disrespected monument in the world?

 

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12 of the most inappropriate tourist photos ever taken.

This is why your kids stopped going on vacation with you, Mom and Dad.

 

12 of the most inappropriate tourist photos ever taken.

Dude there are kids back there!

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