Hmm, I wonder why cruises are so heavily discounted.

“Cruise ship nightmare? Where do I sign up?!” Google Adsense can answer that question, luckily for the reader who can only absorb half of a headline before their brain wanders off and starts planning vacations. Of course, by poking fun at the proximity of this advertisement to a headline about the most disgusting cruise in human history, we certainly don’t mean to imply that from now on all cruises everywhere will be terrible. Just that we’re never setting foot on a boat again.