Honey, come into the kitchen, you gotta try this.

Unfortunately, the strawberry just came from the store.

The only thing worse than knowing there is an entire book of recipes that uses semen as an ingredient is finding out there isn't even one recipe on all of google that uses fe-men (female semen).

Aware of the nutritional benefits contained within vaginal secretions—femen—and offended by the lack of applications,Cecilia Westbrook, an MD/PhD student at the University of Wisconsin, Madison, set about to eat-a her own excreta. And if anyone knows about how to do dairy, it's gotta be someone in Wisconsin.