Vegan as f*ck, metal as you'd expect from a vegan.

A lot of people come down hard on vegans, but I think that's unfair. They're just trying to do what they think is right.

At least, that's how I felt until I saw this unbelievably bad pro-veganism music video. I don't know if it's the electrical tape set, the Ultimate Warrior-inspired costume, or the 100% Casio backing track, but I can't stand it. Watching this makes me feel like I've spent my whole life in a cage too small to even turn around in, eating nothing but antibiotic-laced cornmeal, just waiting to be slaughtered.