Every time you look at those sparkling clean windows, think about what you've done.

Want to know what a world without guns would be like? It would be spotless, that's what! Thomas Birdsall isn't just a top contender for the Hank From Breaking Bad Lookalike Contest. He's also really easy to piss off. When he bought a hat from a convenience store in Clarksville, TN, Birdsall naturally expected a receipt. It's tax time and his accountant probably told him with a head like that any money he spends hiding it from the public can be considered a charitable contribution. The cashier failed to provide him with one, and after losing his shit verbally, the 61-year-old went to his truck.