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In case you didn't know, it's Vin Diesel's Facebook, we're all just visiting.
The Fast & Furious star's Facebook page presently has over 63 million likes, prompting him to joke last year that "Facebook really owes me billions of dollars." The huge fanbase has nicknamed their community "Vinbook," festooning his page with glittery, photoshopped images in tribute to the star. He's used his Facebook presence to propel his career in directions he wanted it to go, and today he's thanking his Facebook fans for the success of the Riddick DVD by dancing to Beyonce and Katy Perry for seven minutes of sheer, giddy discomfort.