Surprise! They age like normal humans and are now older than they used to be!
The Internet. If there's one thing that it's good at, it's giving us daily reminders that TIME KEEPS MOVING FORWARD and WE ARE SO OLD. Today's thing to make you feel like your DEATH IS IMMINENT is this "Where are they now?"-style video of the "Charlie Bit My Finger" kids. If you pulled a Kimmy Schmidt and aren't familiar with the monster hit of an Internet video, take a look:
I love how the interviewer tries to lead the kids to say it's embarrassing that this video exists, and they won't, well... bite. Also, I think it's inaccurate to say that "over 850 million people have watched this clip." It's probably more like 500 million people, and then 1,000 stoners who have watched it 3,500 times each.
Two-minute-long check-ins with viral video stars every seven years is going to become the new version of the Up! series, right? Wow. Where will these guys be in another seven years? My guess is still at home, because they will still legally be minors. But hoo-boy, I can't wait until we get to see one kid nostalgically bite the other kid's finger again!