Please don't let the next bin be toilet paper, please don't let the next bin be toilet paper.

Learn a new language, lose 15 pounds, write the Great American Tweet — New Year's Resolutions are hard to keep up with for all of us. Walmart, however, apparently thinks its customers are struggling with way more basic things: bathing, dental hygiene, applying basic anti-smell materials to one's body. Walmart shoppers already get a lot of grief; from Target shoppers, from New York City, from devastated local economies — but rarely are they so directly insulted by Walmart itself. It's like being bitten by the hand that feeds you, clothes you, and restricts music and movie choices for you.

Sources: BuzzFeed