He's agile. And an animal lover. Don't pass this up!
It worked really well for those brothers who posted a pic of themselves as centaurs. Apparently if you're dateless for an upcoming wedding, just take to Craigslist with some amusing details about yourself, as well as an effed up pic of you photoshopped in with some jungle beasts.
If you want to take him up on it, he seems okay, at least insofar as his aversion to murder. Though he does request a resume, which, kind of ew. But come on, open bar with a guy who can turn giant animals into a ladder! Full ad below: