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Does not apply to Jazz Cigarettes. 

As fun and silly as Afroman's 2001 hit "Because I Got High" was, it was always a song about the worst stereotypes about stoners (well, at least since society got over the 'Reefer Madness' phase of thinking people "jacked up on marijuana" would go on berserker crime sprees). It was, essentially, the greatest anti-marijuana song ever written. The narrator can't clean his room, fails school, becomes a deadbeat dad with no job, and finally ends up in jail. This is a little different than marijuana's current status as the substance of choice for the last 3 presidents, the best Olympic swimmer in history, and the entire company of Twitter.