I'm pretty sure this constitutes entrapment, who doesn't get high using glue?

Am I stoned, or are there a bunch of hands on this paper? (via Imgur)

Redditor Dave626 claims that his daughter brought this homework home from kindergarten, but it reeks of adult influence. Either that, or this five year old was sending a message to her teacher to send child protective services to the house.

(Stoner side thought: The homework separated the "E" sounds into "Long E" and "Not Long E." When did calling it "Short E" become offensive?)

No matter who was high when they completed this homework, you can't argue that they got all of the answers correct. Legalize it.