In Leroy, Minnesota, someone has stolen several scrotums worth of bull semen.

No bullshit. Just bullsperm. (via Thinkstock)

Actually, I don't know how much semen a bull scrotum holds, so I'm not 100% sure that it was several scrotums worth. But according to reports, someone stole one canister and several vials worth of bull semen, worth about $70,000. The semen was stolen from a barn sometime between April 1 and April 7, possibly on Easter Sunday. At the moment, there are no suspects.

Sources: KARE 11 | h/t Reddit