This guy is flying the nuclear enabled gun-ship of Helicopter Parenting.

Man, Craigslist is full of scams. You're reading an ad and everything seems legit. You think you're going to get a $150 seat at a football game and some guy's out-of-your-league step-daughter for free, which seems like a reasonable deal. Free is a pretty good price for a football game and a human. Then you keep reading the ad and whammo, there's the catch! You're going to have to spring for some Buffalo chicken wraps and a Pinot at Bennigans first. That's like thirty bucks!  WHY DO THESE CON ARTISTS WASTE YOUR TIME LIKE THIS?

Sources: Gainesville Craigslist | Gawker