In case you woke up today with too much self esteem, remember that you'll never be as cool as this kid: a 12-year-old genius named Jeremy Shuler will attend Cornell University this fall, the Ithaca Journal reported.

Still don't think he's better than you? By age 10, Shuler had scored perfectly on seven AP exams, and he will reportedly receive college credit for calculus, chemistry, mechanics, electricity and magnetism, statistics, microeconomics, and macroeconomics.