Ladies and gentlemen, may I present Mr. and Mrs. Obama and Michelle President!
It's bad enough people obsessed over Obama's middle name for so long, now they can't even remember his first! Like Cher, Obama has just become Obama. Or maybe people think it's more like the Mario Bros, Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. Michelle Obama and Obama Obama. In any case, it's pretty clear that that sign is going to stay at the fair for a long long time. As for us, today is Inauguration Day, so we're looking forward to watching the Chief Justice swear in the second term of President Bort Hussein Obama.