Crystal Metheney, doing a pretty good Nick Nolte. (via)

Seeing that she was born in 1977, you can't really blame the parents. Crystal meth may have existed, but it would be years before it became the infamous household name, rapidly poisoning the country, state by state, tooth by tooth. 

And you can't blame a person for the name they were given. But - and this is a huge but - once you're an adult, and unless you happen to be a stripper at a biker bar, a drummer for a punk band, or a villain in a Batman movie, you should probably consider changing your name to anything other than Crystal Metheney. Hell, "Beth Salts" would be an improvement.

Sources: Hypervocal