A hilarious ad for a private investigator who might want to have weird, gross sex with you.

A hilarious ad for a private investigator who might want to have weird, gross sex with you.
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A hilarious ad for a private investigator who might want to have weird, gross sex with you.

"I checked out the perp's apartment. Took a slug of Pabst to cool my nerves. Then I napped."

Move over Jason Schwartzman, there's a new terribly ill-suited private eye in town. Redditors spotted this flyer on the Blue Line of the 'L' in Chicago this week, although there's no word on whether anyone called him to solve a mystery. Actually, much like the tragically short-lived "Bored to Death," this dick is also fiction. Robert Clunker is the fictional star of "Clunker: A Scumbag Noir" which is currently in the Kickstarter stage of the path to reality. He's the creation of Collin A. Bullock and Shane Copland (both better P.I. names, btw), two Chicago comedians. Of course, since comedians are perpetually broke, this could end up becoming real very fast.

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