This past weekend, an American tourist named Dan Koplowitz hopped on a ferry from Tallinn, Estonia to Helsinki, Finland. Apparently, the whole ferry ride was an absolute clusterfuck, leading him to describe his unfortunate journey as "the ninth circle of hell." 

Koplowitz kept his Facebook friends updated throughout the disastrous ride. Thanks to Imgur user Sneikku, you can check out his hilarious, overly dramatic, very foreign ferry ride, below.