The lack of toilet paper may be the most disturbing part of this mystery.

As long as there are shared toilets, there will be a need for Vinces. No one likes Vinces that much, since they like to threaten an excessive amount of physical violence for a pretty amusing potty prank, but who will be laughing when someone accidentally clogs the toilet with a baguette? For without Vince we would have anarchy, and if we do not listen to Vince he will turn to apathy. One day, we will look up at Vince and shout "unclog this for us!" And he will look down and whisper, "no."

Sources: Redditor Gnarledroots