Sorry, but you don't get to pet a white cat while wearing a tuxedo unless you're a Bond villain in possession of a death ray. Or, when he says "not your average plastic surgeon," is he indicating that the cat had work done? Because the years have not been kind to our cats and we would definitely throw a few grand of savings toward getting them some tucks. Maybe also throw in removal of five or six unwanted nipples? Pets deserve the chance to be beautiful too, dammit!

Sources: Redditor futuristMOD