The person who left this sign wants to make sure you understand that this is a serious, self-respecting book exchange, not a Hudson News in Terminal C where you can kill some time during a three-hour layover in Phoenix. So if you're dying to know which vampire is making out with which, or what centuries-old Catholic conspiracy Tom Hanks is going to uncover next, maybe just keep that between you and your Kindle.

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