It sucks when you live next door to someone annoying. You can't really say anything because you've got to see them everyday. So you do what everybody has done since the beginning of time: you smile and nod, and then talk about them behind their backs. Unless you're this neighbor, and express yourself through a not-so-subtle message.

Just outside Spalding, Lincolnshire, UK. Map ref 52.804923, -0.168641.

Something tells us they aren't asking to borrow a cup of sugar anytime soon.