Jeff Orlick, of Queens, New York, is sick and tired of drivers parking illegally in handicap spaces and blocking fire hydrants. This self proclaimed parking vigilante decided to take matters into his own hands by slapping offending cars with an “I park like an A–HOLE” bumper sticker. “If people park like a–holes, they should know about it,” Orlick told the NY Post on Tuesday.
Putting a bumper sticker on a car is always a bad idea (sorry, no one cares that your son is an honor student, or that your other car is a unicorn), but slapping one on someone else's car can be an even bigger mistake. However, Orlick says he isn't applying stickers willy-nilly.
“I want to be absolutely sure that these guys are a–holes before I put a sticker on their car,” he said, adding that if a driver parks in front of a fire hydrant for more than an hour, “they deserve to be reprimanded,” and to be “treated like an a–hole."
If you hate bad parkers and love destroying private property, you can join Orlick in his quest. He's selling the bumper stickers on Etsy under the alias QueensQustodian. He wisely tells his customers, "Please be prudent because with great power comes great responsibility. These stickers can be removed but not easily. It will ruin someone's day. Use ONLY if they truly deserve it."