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You know what nobody ever tells young kids? That someday your genitals might save your life. But that's exactly what happened to Zoran Jurkovic, 41, of Croatia.

The cover of Croatia's 24 Sata after Zoran's penis saved his life.
The cover of Croatia's 24 Sata after Zoran's penis saved his life.

Zoran was cycling through his town, Petrovci, listening to some tunes with not a care in the world. Suddenly, a storm hit. He began to rush home, but not soon enough. A bolt of lightning hit Zoran (hopefully just as "Don't Stop Believing" by Journey came on). Instead of flowing through his body in the traditional manner, starting in his head and ending in his organs, which would have killed him, the electricity went through his head, along the path of his headphones on the left side of his body, down to the small radio clipped to his belt, and finally exiting his body at the first possible place: his penis. He told The Daily Mail: