A Redditor shared the email his dad supposedly sent his coworkers upon retiring, and of all the dad-like things a dad can do in this day and age, sending this email might be among the dad-liest. The email includes a penis joke, lots of insults, and a request for money. Every retiree should be this cantankerous.

He's part of the last generation that will ever get to retire, so hopefully he enjoys it fully.

Sources: Reddit