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There is nothing more infuriating than when someone refuses to pick up after their dog. "If you didn't want to pick up poop, you shouldn't have gotten a dog!" we scream into the night. Fortunately, father and redditor baldandoldinIdaho was witness to a crime committed against his lawn, and enacted a perfect revenge that will hopefully send a message to dog-poop-leavers everywhere.

Bald and old sets the scene in what should be a picturesque part of Idaho.

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I live in a very popular resort city in the North West. We have a beautiful lake that is perfect for setting off fireworks above for the fourth of July. We live four blocks from the beach so we know through experience to leave our cars in front of our house in order to save our parking spots but that doesn't stop people from parking across the cross walk at the corner of our lot.

So one fourth I'm sitting on my porch waiting for the wife and kids to get ready to walk down to the beach to watch the fireworks when a pickup pulls up and parks across the crossing. An older couple get out along with their black lab who immediately trots onto my yard and lays a huge poop pile. The couple watch this, remember I'm right there, leash the dog and head down the street. I yell after them to clean up after their dog but they just wave me off and continue towards the beach.

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Of course it is tempting to avoid touching poop, but there were witnesses. Have they no shame?!

Well, being a home owner I have a shovel , a love of my property, and a hatred of dog crap. So I fetch my shovel, scoop up the pile and proceed to smear it over the entirety of their windshield.

After the fireworks my whole family got to watch them try to clean their windshield with a variety of napkins and rags while swearing at us about what ass holes we were while my wife and boys laughed their heads off.

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Clearly, those were the real fireworks that Fourth.

Isn't this some sort of old proverb? Poop unto others as you would have them poop unto you.