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Roman Fedortsov is a deep sea fisherman in Murmansk, Russia, dedicated to discovering creepy creatures that are even more terrifying than anything Tim Burton or a frat bro on an acid trip could dream of.

The Moscow Times discovered the discoveries, which are the stuff on nightmares, and a disturbed third grader's drawings.

1. See right through it.

2. Resting bitchface.

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3. I could use some lipstick tips from this one.

4. Slick.

5. Not the type of bulge the people like.

6. Oh god the teeth. THE TEETH!

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7. Sebastian from The Little Mermaid's evil twin.

8. Getting a bit of Steve Buscemi vibes from this one.

9. Bite me.

10. Reminder: these are real.

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11. You're not tripping on acid. (I think. I don't know you.)

12. We found Nemo's teacher.