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"Mom, what's a dildo?" a child asks.

"Oh, hmmm, wasn't ready to have this conversation yet. OH! It's a town in Newfoundland!" the mother responds.

That imaginary mother wasn't lying to her kid; there really is a town in Newfoundland called Dildo.

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How big is it? Roughly 1,200 people live there, who proudly call themselves Dildoians, according to The New York Times. It's been around since the late 18th century, and is primarily known for its abundance of marine resources. As in animals, not actual Marines holding dildos.