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Finally, someone who's high enough to have an excuse for vertical video.

Hooo boy. A girl went to go get her wisdom teeth out and, for some reason, her mom and doctor allowed her to play with her phone afterwards while she was waking up from anesthesia. During this time, she made many embarrassing revelations (most importantly that she wants a.) Ryan Gosling, b.) "to fuck white dick," and c.) to be a Kardashian) and also advances on her hot doctor. I'd feel bad, but as you can see, she was really excited about the attention she was getting when Tyler Oakley retweeted her Vine (video since deleted, here's a backup copy).

Sources: Vine Videos | redditor comeonmebrah