All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.

All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.
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Getting butt-plugged is the new version of getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.

Divine Leader of the Hermit Kingdom of Your Ass. (via The Political Sculptor/Shapeways)

Since the dawn of time, people have been sticking miniature figurines of other people up their buttholes. The ancient Vikings used to gather around campfires, where they would ritualistically plug their butts with figurines of their mighty emperors as a sign of devotion. Just kidding. That's never happened. But it sure seems like celebrity butt plugs have been on the rise recently. I thought I'd scour the Internet and find out which notable people have been made into ass-worthy sculptures. During my research I discovered two things: 1) The main celebrity butt plug producers are a politically-minded sculpture artist and a now-defunct company called "Celebrity Plugs." 2) Most of these look super uncomfortable and should not actually be stuck up your ass.

1. The Terminator.

All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.

"Hasta la vista, butt plug." (via Celebrity Butt Plugs)


2. The Duck Dynasty Guy.

All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.

Butt Dynasty. (via The Political Sculptor/Shapeways)

It also comes in a non-sunglasses version, in case you want to look him in the eyes before you make him take the plunge.

All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.

He also comes in different outfits, like Barbie. (via The Political Sculptor/Shapeways)


3. George W. Bush.

All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.

The commemorative sculpture he deserves. (via The Political Sculptor/Shapeways)


4. L. Ron Hubbard.

All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.

Dianetics? More like Diarrhetics, am I right?! (via Reddit)


5. Kim Jong-un

All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.

He has a flat-ass head and a flat ass head. (via The Political Sculptor/Shapeways)


6. Donald Trump.

All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.

His hair is painful for the eyes and the rectum. (via The Political Sculptor/Shapeways)


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7. Paris Hilton.

All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.

Was the artist drunk when they made this? (via bitsontheside/Celebrity Butt Plugs)


8. Chris Christie.

All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.

Is the cone detachable? Please say yes. (via The Political Sculptor/Shapeways)



9. Fred Phelps, the homophobic pastor from the Westboro Baptist Church.

All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.

His body shape is naturally suited for a butt plug. (via The Political Sculptor/Shapeways)

10. Vladimir Putin

All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.

You can now put an asshole inside your asshole. (via The Political Sculptor/Shapeways)

11. Mel Gibson from Bravehart

All the celebrities, dictators, presidents and a-holes who've been turned into butt plugs.

Bravehart? More like Braveshart! Okay, I'll stop. (via Liquid Generation/Celebrity Butt Plugs)

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