And don't forget to take a long walk off your personal short pier!
Everyone hates tourists, but usually hotels have the good grace to mask that behind fake smiles and overpriced everything. Sure, the rooms in cheap hotels may look like Pollock masterpieces under a blacklight, and so does the food served by disgruntled waiters for that matter, but the infections won't kill you for weeks. When it comes to Oregon's Rivershore Hotel, however, all bets are off. On the other hand, at least your death will be from an exclusive balcony you don't have to share with other tourists who all deserve to die.