Striking a pose next a statue is fine as long as you don't go full out Pornhub on the historical effigy, right? If someone can solve the nail-biting mystery as to why ancient statues have tiny penises, then someone can definitely figure out why modern humans always pose inappropriately with statues, no matter the size of their schlong.
As these borderline NSFW photos show, immaturity is a basic urge that is common across all types of people.
1. Kids don't know any better, right?
2. Still, think of the children. Think of them!
3. Hey, girl statue, get your own man.
4. All this statue wanted to do is clap. Not tap your booty.