13-year-old Robbie Chappell lived every child's dream by discovering a message in a bottle while walking his dog along the beach, but instead of an old pirate map, he found a note written the day before by two yakked up coke-heads
With his step-dad behind the camera, Chappell gleefully smashed the Heineken bottle found on Hayling Island in Hampshire to reveal a soggy note penned by the only people who still send messages like this: dudes on lots and lots of cocaine.
Dan and Dan was here 1/10/16 12.19pm”
Out our nuts on cocaine! Massive love for the sesh!
Lots of love sesh gremlins aka Hud & Suv.
"So no pirates then, just druggies," says the step dad. The kid doesn't seem to be surprised that coke heads would do this at all.
Disappointing though it may be to not have found a map to buried treasure, the Dans did somehow manage to translate the experience of actually doing cocaine. They got this kid really hopped up and excited for absolutely nothing.