Mornings can be hard (sorry). To remedy this, London is getting a fellatio café and to be very clear: yes, there will literally be blow jobs for sale at this café. And coffee! This is great news if you're one of those guys who's like "Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee and a BJ!"
Behind this bold business plan is Bradley Charvet, who is launching his first blow job cafe in Geneva, Switzerland, in December 2016. He announced the plan for a London branch on Twitter, though no opening date has been set.
There may be some legal hurdles, since prostitution itself is legal in the UK but running a brothel is a crime. Yet Charvet seems optimistic he can make it work. "We are happy this will be a legal business in the UK, which is nice because it will be organized and controlled," he said. "At the moment, our lawyer is doing the job to get the right stuff done."
Like the Geneva branch, the café will serve coffee, tea, and some pastries, and customers will be given an iPad from which they can choose an escort to perform oral sex on them, starting at a base charge of £50 (about $66).
Some people on Twitter are not happy about the plan.
While others have a more nuanced take.
And for comedians, it's a dream come (sorry) true.