Christian Willoughby of Grimsby, UK amused himself and the Internet, but not the cops, when he posted a Trip Advisor-style review of his jail cell on Facebook after getting arrested on March 9.

His post reads:

I've given this place 4 stars. It's the all day breakfast that lets it down really. Apart from that the staff are pleasant enough. Had my own on-suite room and butler... Who would come with tea and newspapers. Room was nice, the minimalistic idea was a nice touch. It was secure and safe... Quadruple glazing and security door. Ideal place for winding down after a hard day. I'd definitely come back