Everyone hates supermarket self-checkout machines. This guy did something about it.

Everyone hates supermarket self-checkout machines. This guy did something about it.
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On Sunday, a Cincinnati man stripped naked and totally pooped on a self-checkout scanner at a Kroger grocery store. He was charged with public indecency and disorderly conduct, and is now a folk hero for anyone that hates self-checkout scanners.

The suspect, Colin Murphy, strolled into the Kroger, removed his clothes, and got to work pretty quickly. He was also reportedly super drunk. Hopefully, he was blacked-out, so somebody got to explain to him what he did when he woke up (though technically this might be called a brown-out).

Everyone hates supermarket self-checkout machines. This guy did something about it.
The number one criminal in Cincinnati for going number two.
Hamilton County Sheriff's Dept.

The judge also banned him from that Kroger. But there are still plenty of other grocery stores and drug stores he could defile in the Cincinnati area.

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