And the kicker is this is outside of a shoe store.

Usually all a restaurant has to do to get us to come inside is be a restaurant. We're pretty open to the whole "eating food" thing. But we appreciate the extra effort these places put into attracting customers. Chalk is a dying medium and, as Americans, we're tired of seeing it only used in educational settings. Here are our favorite examples of places we hope are putting as much effort into their menu as their joke writing.

Drank, had sex, bought Plan B. Got free booze, had sex, bought Plan B. Repeat.

Sources: 9Laughs | egoTV | Oddee | xaxor