The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.
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The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

And the kicker is this is outside of a shoe store.

Usually all a restaurant has to do to get us to come inside is be a restaurant. We're pretty open to the whole "eating food" thing. But we appreciate the extra effort these places put into attracting customers. Chalk is a dying medium and, as Americans, we're tired of seeing it only used in educational settings. Here are our favorite examples of places we hope are putting as much effort into their menu as their joke writing.
 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

Drank, had sex, bought Plan B. Got free booze, had sex, bought Plan B. Repeat.
 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

I don't know. I do want to rebel but that mama is pretty terrifying. Better just go home.
 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

5 minutes later: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU'RE OUT OF EGG?!?!"
 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

Word to the wise: do NOT touch the parking meters at Cajun Mike's
 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

And if you photograph THAT, you get half off well drinks from 7-8.
 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

We bet this is a zinc bar. Zinc bars are such smartasses.

 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

It's almost as hard to find great wifi as it is to find free beer.
 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

Always assign a designated deriver for all boozy functions. 

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Updated 11/03/12:

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book with only one page.
 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

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The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

Posted 8/6/12:

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

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The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.

 

The most amusingly absurd chalkboards ever seen outside of restaurants.
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