Soldier finds truly terrifying note on his car windshield covering every conspiracy theory.

Soldier finds truly terrifying note on his car windshield covering every conspiracy theory.
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Reddit user DoubleAJB posted a terrifying note that was left on a soldier's windshield. The user is a sergeant in the Army Reserve, and said the note was left on a windshield while they were on drill. The note includes nearly ever major conspiracy theory, and fears about a new world order.

No conspiracy note is complete without some love for the Illuminati, and their influence on the design of the one dollar bill:

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According to the note there's lots to fear, but not aliens. They don't exist. Also NASA is a hoax:

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And best of all, there's mention that the Earth may in fact be flat:

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Here's the full note in all its glory:

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That's a whole lot of crazy packed into one note.

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