"What was I supposed to do, NOT get horny?!" That's basically the defense of a pregnant woman who gave her husband a BJ at the Westfield London mall, while their two children, ages three and five, watched. According to Metro UK, Akeela Ali and her husband Fahad Bilal told the court "It just happened," and that they "thought about stopping" when their children interrupted, but nah.
Mrs Ali told the judge that the hormones from her pregnancy made her super horny, so she went for it, even though she knew it was wrong to suck someone off in a public place. Basically something to the effect of, "If traumatizing my kids is wrong, I don't wanna be right." The judge banned the couple from coming back to London for two months, which is for the best. We don't need this lady anywhere near Santa's lap.