This cloud is erect with pleasure at how much it looks like a penis.

This cloud is erect with pleasure at how much it looks like a penis.
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Do you believe in signs? A few days ago, "breathtaking" Miami got one from Mother Nature.

This video of a sky dick has been retweeted almost 40,000 times as the people of Earth attempt to take it all in.

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With such accurate color and clarity, this is truly the diamond of sky dicks.

Apparently, it could be seen from miles away.

There's a dick in the sky. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??? Some were slow to understand what was happening.

Others immediately saw it as an omen of disaster.

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Religious people looked to the godless for answers.

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While others looked to drugs.

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One concerned citizen beckoned medical professionals.

Apparently, no one wants to ask a professional penis meteorologist, even though one would probably tell you that the sky is full of dicks. You just have to look for them.

The formation is called a towering cumulus, and thanks to our towering cumu-lust, we now we have a new emoji to replace the eggplant. ☁️

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