Do you believe in signs? A few days ago, "breathtaking" Miami got one from Mother Nature.
This video of a sky dick has been retweeted almost 40,000 times as the people of Earth attempt to take it all in.
Apparently, it could be seen from miles away.
There's a dick in the sky. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??? Some were slow to understand what was happening.
Others immediately saw it as an omen of disaster.
Religious people looked to the godless for answers.
While others looked to drugs.
One concerned citizen beckoned medical professionals.
Apparently, no one wants to ask a professional penis meteorologist, even though one would probably tell you that the sky is full of dicks. You just have to look for them.
The formation is called a towering cumulus, and thanks to our towering cumu-lust, we now we have a new emoji to replace the eggplant. ☁️