The decision to get a tattoo of a penis on his leg was the wrong decision.

Stuart Valentino of Hampshire England got drunk with his friend and decided to get a tattoo of a six inch penis on his thigh. Just so you know who we're dealing with here, Stuart is a perpetual prankster who once made a video where he ate cat poop. It was fake, but his wife Samantha hated it. She also hated it when her husband, who is a father of four, came home with a penis tattooed on his leg.

Sources: DailyMail